Welcome To Poppy’s World

Welcome To Poppy’s World You see a woman in a YouTube video. She is blond and petite with the kind of Bambi-sized brown eyes you rarely encounter in real life. Also, most of her videos are too unnerving to watch from beginning to end. June 3, 2017 at 11:49PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2rwjg...

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I made a 3D game about a depressed self-harming goth

It's mostly unskippable cutscenes....

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So a redditor walks into a bar..

The bartender says, "what'll you have?" "It's been so long since I've had a good laugh", replies the redditor. "I'll give you $100 if you can tell me a joke I haven't heard before." "That sounds easy enough", replies the bartender. "I should warn you", the redditor says, "I browse /r/jokes so I've heard them all over and over and over again". Curious, the bartender pulls out his phone and browses /r/jokes for a few minutes. "How about this?" he asks, "A man is driving through a remote forested area at night when his car breaks...

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Child's play

When one of his employees didn't show up to work one day without phoning in, his boss called his home phone number, and was greeted with a child's whispered "Hello?" The boss asked "Is your Daddy home?" to which the small voice replied "Yes". The man asked "Can I please speak to him?", but to his surprise, the small voice whispered "No." Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked "What about your Mommy, is she there?" "Yes", came the answer. "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "no". Growing a bit concerned, the boss asked...

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How is Donald Trump like a pumpkin?

He is orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should have been thrown out in early November....

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Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

Because they're a little meteor...

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Slutty girls are like Wal-Marts

Everyone makes fun of them but when you're inside one at 4am, you think "Thank God these are here"...

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