A man in his brand new car stops by his friends who were waiting for the bus.

His friends didn't know he had this car and ask him how he got it. "So I was trying to get a lift, at the fuel station, and all of a sudden this absolute masterpiece of a girl stops by. You know, long blonde hair, big tits and everything. Having driven for over half an hour, she told me she was getting a bit tired and we decided to have a walk in the woods. Before we had walked a single mile, she said it was quite hot, took off all her clothes, laid down in the grass and said, "baby, you can have anything you want!" So I had a look at all of her...

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Yo momma, she so fat...

there's people on the internet who believe she's flat, not round....

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Why do black people only have nightmares?

The last one who had a dream got shot....

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Why did the slave go to college?

So he could pickup his Master's degree....

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Did you hear the news that Trump's personal library burnt down?

Unfortunately, both books were permanently destroyed. Do you know the what the real tragedy is? He didn't even finish colouring the second one....

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Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?" "No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies. The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!" The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?" "We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger. The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists....

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A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table.

He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."...

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