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Thứ Hai, 19 tháng 6, 2017

Why do women's prisons give out tampons on release day?

Because all sentences should end with a period....

The American President has challenged the British Prime Minister to a debate.

Nobody knows what may happen. Trump may trump May or May may trump Trump....

I don't always tell dad jokes.

But when I do, he laughs....

This Secret Catholic Exorcist Cult in Brazil Is Making a Deal with the Devil

This Secret Catholic Exorcist Cult in Brazil Is Making a Deal with the Devil The Vatican is looking into a group of exorcists who apparently made a pact with Satan on climate change and the death of Pope Francis. June 19, 2017 at 12:08AM via Digg http://ift.tt/2th6z...

Never in my life will I ever bunjee jump

Came into this world because of broken rubber and you'll be damn sure as hell I ain't leaving because of one either....

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison....

An older woman gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer : Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer : Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer : I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer : Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Officer : Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer : You what? Older Woman: His body parts...