With the rise of self-driving vehicles...

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too...

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I think my goldfish likes it when I take him out of his bowl…

He sure wags his tail a lot…...

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Little Eddy has really upset the girls at school

After months of enduring his foul language and sexual innuendoes in class, the girls one day get together before class and decide, if today, Eddy says anything even remotely sexual or offensive, we will all get up at the same time and walk out in protest. Class starts and the teacher says: "OK kids, today's subject will be buildings and construction. Who can tell me how buildings are made?" The class remains quiet, then little Eddy raises his hand and says "Madam, I know". The teacher says, "OK Eddy, please explain." Eddy: "Well, first before...

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Girls have fake nails, hair, eyelashes, tan and boobs.

But handbags, they have to be real....

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My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are.

But I laugh more....

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A man was driving along the road

A man was driving along the road when suddenly a Ferrari whizzed past him and the driver inside yelled "ever driven a Ferrari mate?" This angered the man, and accelerated to catch up to the Ferrari and give the driver a piece of his mind. However as he was about to reach the Ferrari, it accelerated and the man just managed to catch the driver yell "ever driven a Ferrari mate?" before the Ferrari left him in the dust. Recognising that he was not able to match the Ferrari's speed, the man calmed down and resumed driving at normal speed. A few miles...

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What do you call a dwarf in a tumble dryer?

A midget spinner....

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