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Thứ Bảy, 12 tháng 8, 2017

How did the redneck find his sister in the tall grass?

Quite satisfying

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

I'm a woman in computer science. Let me ladysplain the Google memo to you.


I'm a woman in computer science. Let me ladysplain the Google memo to you.
Despite what some of the commentary has implied, the manifesto is not an unhinged rant. Its quasi-professional tone is a big part of what makes it so beguiling (to some) and also so dangerous.

August 12, 2017 at 04:08AM
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Shape of You

I put "Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran as my 6:30 alarm. Now I wake up at 5:00 so that I don't have to hear it.

Why did the Buddhist pull coins from his butthole?

Because change comes from within.

My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's Witness so he wouldn't arouse suspicion.

He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.

Saw two druggies having a ’69’ in the park earlier on.

He was on crack, she was on blow.