Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Ba, 15 tháng 8, 2017

What's 50 feet long and has 7 teeth?

The front row of a Neo nazi rally....

Where does a horse go when it gets sick?

A horse-pital! Haha just kidding, they get shot....

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My mother used to say the way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Lovely woman.

Useless surgeon....

A young boy was kissed by a girl he really liked.

But after only a few seconds, the boy abruptly ended his first kiss. "I'm so sorry, but I can't continue!" he said. "Why not," the girl asked, "didn't you like it?" "No, that's not it," the boy replied. "It's my mom. She said that if I kiss a girl before I'm sixteen, I'll turn into a statue. And I could feel it starting already."...

Don't be frightened if you see a Pokemon Go player outside your bathroom window.

He's just trying to catch a pikachu....

My Lesbian Neighbors got me a Rolex for my Birthday...

...I think thy misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."...