What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves...

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Joke I made up: Caveman and a bear walk into a bar. Bartender says "what's your story?" Caveman says...

Bear with me......

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What clown has killed more children than "It"?

Ronald McDonald....

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A tired american soldier is on a train to london

The train was packed. He went searching for a seat as he came by a middle aged woman and her dog. He asked her "may I please have that seat", the woman replied "you Americans are so rude, cant you see my little Fifi is sitting here". The soldier walks the length of the train and back to cross the woman and her dog again. He asks again "may I please have that seat". The woman replies again "not only are you Americans ruda but also arrogant". The man picked up the dog and threw him out the train window. The woman screamed and yelped for help and...

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Teacher: tell me a sentence that starts with an "I"

Teacher: tell me a sentence that starts with an "I" Student: I is the... Teacher: stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I". Student: okay! I am the ninth letter of the alphabet....

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Fox News Anchor

Fox News Anchor Granted, Irma certainly won't leave Florida unscathed, but this interviewee wasn't about to give a punchy cable news soundbite. He's been doing his research. September 11, 2017 at 01:40AM via Digg http://ift.tt/2xdOy...

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What My Girlfriend Thought, First four Dates:

Nice shirt. Wow. A second nice shirt. OK, first shirt again. He has two shirts ...

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