Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Ba, 12 tháng 9, 2017

So I broke my waterproof speaker, by throwing it into a pool.

I filed a request for a new speaker, but the company responded "it's not our fault the pool was empty"....

Accidentally sent someone flowers over the internet

Whoops e-daisies...

Science built skyscrapers and airplanes

But only religion can bring the two together....

Thứ Hai, 11 tháng 9, 2017

Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind?

Because he's afraid they'll double-cross him...

Dating women is like squaring numbers

If they're under 15, just do them in your head....

My Grandma Has Been Walking 5 Miles a Day Since She Was 57. She's 92 Now...

And we have no idea where the fuck she is....

I searched google for "how to start a large fire"

52,000 matches...