Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Chủ Nhật, 1 tháng 10, 2017

A Native American walks into an Old West saloon followed shortly by a bear

The patrons freeze in fear, and the saloonkeeper points to the Native American man and whispers "There's a bear right behind you!" The Native American man holds up a calm hand and says, "I can explain. Bear with me." Edit: will not apologize for Dad jokes....

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels comes alive when you add Coke....

A Co-Pilot's purpose...

Many years ago on a long Trans-Continental flight, an elderly lady asked if she could visit the cockpit. When she got up there, she found four crew. She asked the first what he did, and he explained that he was the Navigator and his responsibilities were to keep the aircraft on its track across Earth. She turned to next one and asked what he did. He explained that he was the Flight Engineer and his job was to monitor and troubleshoot any aircraft or engine system problems to keep the aircraft operating smoothly. She turned to the next one and...

Small Penis

My wife keeps telling me that if your relationship is strong a small penis shouldn't make any difference I just wish she didn't have one at all......

I don't always tell dad jokes

But when I do, he laughs. Bonus: my dad says I'm the only joke he'll ever need....

You'll never hear a Hindu tell a Yo Mamma joke...

They consider cows to be sacred....

Apple Is Really Bad At Design

Apple Is Really Bad At Design Is it Apple's unbridled and seemingly-endless success that has caused the company to rest on its laurels? September 30, 2017 at 11:49PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2x3kS...