At the zoo I noticed a slice of toast in one of the enclosures.

I asked the keeper, 'How did that toast get into the cage?' 'It was bread in captivity' she replied....

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The Higgs Boson's Twin Could Reveal Our Universe’s Dark Sector

The Higgs Boson's Twin Could Reveal Our Universe’s Dark Sector The universe has not cooperated with physicists' hopes. In desperation, many are looking for new ways to search for surprises at the Large Hadron Collider. October 1, 2017 at 11:52PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2x7vX...

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"This trampoline is for men only."

-mysogymnast...

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What's a transgendered 4 year old have in common with a vegan cat?

We all know who's making that decision...

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I told my mom "Make me"

She said "I'm not going to make the same mistake twice"...

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What do you call a really long metaphor?

It's like, a metafive PS I made this up myself and I'm really proud of it...

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I just joined a gym for religious minorities.

Jehova's Fitness...

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