Are remarkable
Chủ Nhật, 5 tháng 11, 2017
Thứ Bảy, 4 tháng 11, 2017
Smart first grader
A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hepped-up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?”
“Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student.
“Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?”
“Then I’d be a football fan.”
"What would you like?" asks the bartender.
"What would I like?!" replies Bob. "A bigger house, more money and a more attractive wife!"
"No, no!" says the bartender patiently. "I meant, what do you want?"
"To win the lottery, for my mother-in-law to die and for my child to be born healthy!"
"What's it to be!?" says the bartender, less patiently.
"A boy or a girl, I don't care."
"You misunderstand me!" says the bartender impatiently. "I only asked what you want to drink."
"Oh." says Bob. "I see. Why didn't you say so? What have you got?"
"Nothing at all." says the bartender. "I'm perfectly healthy."
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