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Chủ Nhật, 5 tháng 11, 2017

A man has 6 children and is...

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home now, 'Mother of six?'" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of four."

A wife is like a hand grenade

Take off the ring and there goes the house

What do small Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesar’s

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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.

He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.

Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

What do you call a potato with a penis?

A dictator

They say to never go shopping for food when you're hungry

but it's been a week already and I keep getting hungrier and hungrier.

I dated a dentist a while back,

She had the whitest teeth I ever came across.