The Jew spits on the statue. Arab: why did you do that? Jew: because he killed half my people.
The Arab spits on the statue as well. Jew: why did you do that? Arab: because he didn't kill the other half.
Thứ Bảy, 11 tháng 11, 2017
High School Football Team Stages The Greatest Comeback We've Ever Seen
High School Football Team Stages The Greatest Comeback We've Ever Seen
This makes the Patriots' Super Bowl comeback against the Falcons look quaint by comparison.
November 10, 2017 at 09:38PM
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A man and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died.
The funeral company told the man that it would cost 45000 to ship her home or $500 to bury her in Jerusalem. The husband said "Ship her home". Shocked, the undertaker asked "But sir, why don't you bury her in the Holy Land and save the money?" The husband replied "A long time ago, a man was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead... I cant take the chance!"
A man takes his seat at the World Cup final. He looks over and notices there's an extra seat in between himself and the next guy.
The man says, "Who would ever miss the World Cup final?”
The guy replies, "Well that was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.”
The man says back, "That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another close family member to come with you?”
The guy says, "No. They're all at the funeral."
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