Louis C.K. Has Been Hiding Behind His Dad Bod

Louis C.K. Has Been Hiding Behind His Dad Bod
Persistent rumors about Louis C.K.'s bad behavior seemed less credible because he's a dad.

November 12, 2017 at 12:45AM
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6 signs that you had one glass too many

1. All girls look beautiful. It doesn't matter if they have beards.

2. You can't use your fork because it has 1 tine and 4 handles.

3. Lights are out in the restroom. But it smells nice, and they have clothes hanging instead of toilet paper.

4. Someone called you an asshole. But you are not sure... Maybe not an asshole. Or maybe not you. Anyway, you should teach these bastards a lesson!!

5. Barman doesn't want to take your money. He says that's not what money looks like.

6. You tried to tie your shoelace, but it electrocuted you.

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Divorced couples in Colorado are having trouble deciding who gets the Marijuana...

The judges have started issuing joint custody

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A woman walks into a sex shop and asks the man at the counter, "D..d..d..do y..y...you hav..hav...have vi..vi...vibrators?", she says stuttering

"Why yes, maam, we do."

"D..d...d...do you hh...h..ha..have th...the b..b....bbig ones?"

"Yes maam, we do."

"How d...d....d...do you t...t...turn them o..o...off?

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yo mamas so fat

i pictured her in my head and she broke my neck

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"Give it to me! Give it to me now, I'm so f*cking wet!"

She could scream all she wanted, I was not giving her the umbrella.

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Finally I am the hottest guy in my gym.

I have 102 °F fever.

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