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Chủ Nhật, 12 tháng 11, 2017
Jim was feeling self-conscious so he wanted his wife to reassure him by proving she can pick his dick out of a line-up
He sets up a wall with 4 glory-holes. He and 3 of his friends each stick their dicks through one of the 4 holes. The wife takes a look at the 4 penises and says "Jim, your penis is number 3". She picked correctly. Jim pulls his dick out of the hole, runs to the other side of the wall and embraces his wife, ecstatic that she knew which penis was his. His wife says, "Be sure to thank Steve, Bob, and Mike for helping you out with this"
A man walks into a bar
He asks the barkeeper: 'Are there any brothels around? I am so fucking horny right now.'
The barkeeper says: 'Well, there are no brothels here, but we have Steve.'
The man says: 'Doesn't matter. How much?'
'80 bucks', says the barkeeper.
'So, how does it work? Do I give Steve the 80 bucks directly?'
'No', says the barkeeper, '40 bucks go to the mayor, because he doesn't like that.'
'So, I give Steve only $40.'
'No', says the barkeeper, 'you give 20 bucks to me, because I don't like that in here.'
'Then I'll give Steve the remaining 20 bucks?'
'No, you give Trevor and Andy 10 bucks each. They have to hold Steve, because he doesn't like that either.'
Louis C.K. Has Been Hiding Behind His Dad Bod
Louis C.K. Has Been Hiding Behind His Dad Bod
Persistent rumors about Louis C.K.'s bad behavior seemed less credible because he's a dad.
November 12, 2017 at 12:45AM
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