I told my new girlfriend that my mother was very hard of hearing and that she should speak loud and slow. I told my mother that my girlfriend was mentally challenged and to please be polite.
I'm looking forward to Christmas dinner....
Thứ Bảy, 2 tháng 12, 2017
As Part Of Plea, Michael Flynn Says Trump Team Told Him To Reach Out To Russians
As Part Of Plea, Michael Flynn Says Trump Team Told Him To Reach Out To Russians
The charges against Michael Flynn are a bombshell, but what his deal with the Mueller team might mean is an even bigger story.
December 2, 2017 at 02:38AM
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A feminist told me about the "Dwayne Johnson Rule."
The rule, as she explained it, was that in order to determine if a particular comment was appropriate to say to a woman, first ask yourself, 'Would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?' If not, don't say it.
I thought this sounded like a good rule. So I told her:
"Your chest is fucking epic."...
So there's a fly...
and a gnat lands on its back. The fly says, "is there a gnat on my back?" The gnat says, "gnat at all." The fly says, "that's the worst pun I've ever heard." The gnat goes, "what do you expect, I just made it up on the fly!"...
Thứ Sáu, 1 tháng 12, 2017
Good sex or bad sex?
Two women are talking:
“How was the sex last night?” one asks.
“A catastrophe! My husband came from work, had dinner in 03 minutes, after we make 04 minutes sex, he was deep sleep 02 minutes after! That fucker! And yours, How was it? “
”My, was AMAZING! My husband took me out for a nice restaurant, after this we came back to home on a nice 01hour walk. When we got home, after 01 hour of foreplays in candle lights, we made 01hour sex and after this we speak for more one hour!”
Two man are talking in work:
“So How was the sex yesterday?”
“Man, was...
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