My son didn't cope well with going to jail...

He refused to eat or drink anything. He swore at everyone and covered his room with his own poop. After that, we never played Monopoly again....

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Teacher : "Why are you late?"

Student: "Someone told me to go to hell." Teacher: "Why did that make you late to class?" Student: "I couldn't find it at first, but now here I am."...

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What gets bigger the more you take from it?

The lower class....

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a guy picking up his kids at school sees another kid and says loudly "god, what an ugly kid!"

The person standing next to him says "he's my son..." The guy, pretty embarassed, replies "oh man, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were his father" "I'm his mom..."...

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A man says to the doctor: 'What's the good news?' 'You've got 24 hours to live. He says: 'What's the bad news?

The doctor says: 'We should have told you yesterday.'...

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Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor bastard....

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In Unprecedented Result, Roy Moore Loses Alabama Senate Race To Democrat Doug Jones

In Unprecedented Result, Roy Moore Loses Alabama Senate Race To Democrat Doug Jones Alabama hasn't elected a Democrat to the Senate in almost 30 years. December 13, 2017 at 09:37PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2AwMT...

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