That's it. That's the whole fucking joke....
Thứ Sáu, 15 tháng 12, 2017
A boy paid a girl $10 to climb a flagpole...
She agrees and climbs the flagpole. When she gets home she tells her mother what happened.
Her mother said "honey, he just wanted to see your underwear."
The next day the same boy was standing by the flagpole and said "I will give you $20 to climb the flagpole."
Again she agrees and climbs. She goes home and tells her mother "mom the boy paid me to climb the flagpole again, but I outsmarted him this time. I didn't wear any underwear."...
A leopard is walking through the jungle when he sees a lost dachshund in the distance...
He stealthily begins to stalk up on him, intent on making a meal of him. However, the dachshund catches a glimpse of him out of the corner of his eye. Knowing that there's no way he can win a footrace against a leopard, he decides to employ other tactics; he sits down by a nearby pile of bones. Once the leopard is in earshot, the dachshund sighs contentedly and says to himself, "My, that was one tasty leopard." And not being of the brightest variety, the leopard immediately high-tails it out of the area.
A monkey had been watching all this go...
Thứ Năm, 14 tháng 12, 2017
A blonde, brunette, and red head are waiting in front of the pearly gates when God comes out to greet them
"Usually I wouldn't let any of you girls in, but I'm having a good day. I'll give you all a deal. If you can climb my 1000 stair staircase and listen to a joke at each step without laughing I'll let you in." They all agree.
The brunette loses at the 100th step. The red head loses at the 500th step. The blonde makes it to the 999th step and begins to laugh hysterically . God asks her "You were so close, why did you laugh?"
She replies "I just got the first one."...
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