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Thứ Bảy, 16 tháng 12, 2017

Senator Questions US District Court Nominee About Basic Legal Matters, He Struggles To Answer A Single One


Senator Questions US District Court Nominee About Basic Legal Matters, He Struggles To Answer A Single One
"What was the last time you read the Federal Rules of Evidence?" "... All the way through?"

December 16, 2017 at 01:36AM
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I like my women like i like my coffee...

WITHOUT ANOTHER MANS DICK IN IT. FUCK YOU RACHEL!!!

On the night of his inauguration, Trump is visited by three ghosts.

Early in the night, FDR appears. When Trump asks him how he can make America great, FDR replies “Think only of the people; do not make laws based on hatred, bigotry, or with the thought of lining your own pockets.” Trump’s face sours, and he yells “FAKE NEWS!”

A few hours later, he is awakened by George Washington’s ghost. Trump asks “how can I make America great again?” Washington replies “I would suggest you never tell a lie”, which infuriates Trump.

Around three in the morning, he is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Again, he asks “how can I make America great again?”. Lincoln responds, “go to the theater.”

Thứ Sáu, 15 tháng 12, 2017

A shy cowboy goes into a bar

this is an old one but I'll give it a try ...so he sees a nice looking cowgirl sitting on a bar stool. He doesn't know how to approach her so he just takes a seat somewhere else. After a while he gets an idea. He gets up, pulls out his gun, and shoots and kills everyone in the room, but her. He goes to her and says: "Now what is a nice-looking lady like yourself doing here all alone?"

Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo...

We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds...

I hope your internet is kinky

Because it's about to get choked

Girl: come over. Guy: I’m coming over.

Girl: we should stop using walkie talkies in bed over.