Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Bảy, 16 tháng 12, 2017

A black man and a white man walk into a bakery.

The black man immediately steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket. He says to the white, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see a thing." The white man says to the black man, "That's typical of you black people. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result." He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The white man swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then the white man swallows...

Five cannibals

Five cannibals are hired as employees in a company. Their first day at the company the boss tells them: - Now you are part of the group, here you earn well, and if you are hungry you can go to the company canteen. So please, do not bother other employees! The cannibals promise not to disturb others. Four weeks later the boss comes back to the cannibals and tells them: - You are all working well, I am very satisfied with you, the company is doing very well. But yesterday one of the cleaning girls disappeared, the offices are dirty. Do any of you...

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.

Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit...

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If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood....