Fell on his head and slipped again.
Thứ Hai, 18 tháng 12, 2017
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry!" she said. "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us, too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep.
Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the 'statue'. "Eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths' for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."
I told my Daughter, “You will marry the boy I choose.”
She said, “NO!”
I told my daughter, “He is Bill Gates’ son.”
She said, “OK.”
I called Bill Gates and said, “I want your son to marry my daughter.”
Bill Gates said, “NO.”
I told Bill Gates, My daughter is the CEO of World Bank.”
Bill Gates said, “OK.”
I called the President of World Bank and asked him to make my daughter the CEO.
He said, “NO.”
I told him, “My daughter is Bill Gates’ daughter in law”
He said, “OK.”
This is how politics works.
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