I was going to tell you a time travel joke.
Thứ Năm, 21 tháng 12, 2017
I remember when I first started using drugs. I was 18 years old...
It all started with a spliff, the odd bong or two.
Before I knew it, I'd started using amphetamines like speed and for a stronger buzz, I moved on to ecstasy.
It wasn't long after, that I started on the hard stuff, like cocaine and heroin.
I was a complete mess.
I was broke and my body was ruined.
But fuck me, what a night.
There is this African-American kid that goes to school and notices that the teachers treat the white kids better than the kids of color.
So he goes home and paints himself white and shows his dad. "Hey dad look im white!"
His dad kicks his ass, and says "Alright go show your mother."
The kid goes "Hey mom look im white!"
His mom beats the shit out of him then tells him to go show his grandma.
The kid again goes "Hey grandma look im white", she beats his ass and sends him to his room.
About an hour later all the family comes to his room and says "Have you learned anything from this?"
The kid says "Yeah I've learned that I've only been white for an hour and I already hate 3 black people."
Two Romans have a Conversation.
"Hey man, what year is it?"
"35 before Christ"
"Who the hell is that?"
"I have no fucking Idea"
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