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Thứ Năm, 28 tháng 12, 2017

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

A man lost his luggage so he took the airline company to court

Apparently he lost his case

The creation of a pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,

Created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, with smart wit,

Using a knife,he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,

With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,

By using red velvet, he lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,

With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,

He threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,

He touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee,

Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,

He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest?

The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18.

She was only a whiskey-maker's daughter

but he loved her still.

When checking out at Walmart I always pick the sexiest cashier...

I always end up at self checkout.

Dear People who are afraid of paedophiles

You need to grow up.