A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Have you ever served in the military?"
"Yes" he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you five extra points towards employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You are a disabled veteran; you've got enough points...
