FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
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At her parents house. Her father after being woken by the noises goes upstairs to check it out, and walks in on them.
"Dad!" she exclaimed in a panic "... I'm sorry"
The dad being a dad replies "Hi Sorry! I'm Dad!"
He then turns to the boyfriend and asks "Are you fucking Sorry?"
Dad: Because a lily petal fell on your head when you were a baby.
Kid2: Hey Dad why am I called rose?
Dad: Because a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby.
Kid3: herdurrrrahduhrgh#%*?
Dad: Shut up Cinderblock
They soon found themselves at the pearly gates. St. Peter greeted all three.
"Welcome sisters, Mother superior. What a great honor to have you here." he said. Then a little more softly, he said.
"Unfortunately, we've had a few people slipping into heaven disguised as nuns. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you some skill testing questions."
The first novice stepped up bravely and said
"Ask your question St. Peter. I'm not afraid."
"Well then" St. Peter said. "Who were the first man and woman and where did they live?"
The novice's face brightened.
"Oh that's easy St. Peter! Their names were Adam and Eve and they lived in the garden of Eden."
"Correct!" St. Peter said. Then he pressed the buzzer on his lectern and opened the pearly gates.
The second novice stepped up.
"Ask your question St. Peter, I'm not afraid." She said.
"Well" St. Peter asked. " What were Adam and Eve forbidden to do?"
The Novice smiled.
"Oh, that's easy St. Peter! They were forbidden to eat the fruit of the tree of knowledge."
"Right again!" Said St. Peter, and buzzed her in.
The mother superior stepped up.
"You've been in the game a bit longer, Mother Superior" St. Peter said. "So your question is a little more challenging. What is the first thing Eve said when she saw Adam?"
The Mother Superior stood there frowning in concentration.
"Gee, that's a hard one!" she said finally.
"Correct again!" Said St. Peter, and buzzed her in.
An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.
The first passenger said “I am a doctor on the verge of discovering a cure for cancer. I simply must survive so that millions of others may live”. And with that, the good doctor took one of the parachutes and jumped.
The 2nd passenger, Donald, said, 'I am the newly-elected US President, I won by the biggest margin ever, the American people adore me and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die.' He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10-year-old Muslim schoolboy, 'My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.'
The little Muslim boy said, 'That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America 's smartest President took my schoolbag.