What do you call a man from Pakistan who's been everywhere and done everything?

Bindair Dundat

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What is God's favorite chord?

Gsus

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Can’t believe it’s nearly 1996

and they haven’t found a cure for Alzheimer’s

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I hate when people ask how I see myself in 3 years

I don’t have 2020 vision

This is the only day you can upvote this

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How America is Transforming Islam

How America is Transforming Islam
Being young and Muslim in the US means navigating multiple identities. Nothing shows that more than falling in love.

December 31, 2017 at 11:46PM
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So an old friend called and asked me if I could loan her $400 to help her pay the rent.

I told her to give me a minute and let me check my bank account and I'll call her right back." Before I could check my funds, her sister called and said, "Don’t give her any money because she's been lying!" Her sister proceeded to tell me that she wants to use that $400 to get her baby daddy out of jail because she wants to be under the same roof with him for New Years!!! So I thought about it for a minute and decided to go ahead and give her $400. Crazy with it being the holidays right?

I called her and said, "Come on, I got you." A couple hours later, I got a call from the County jail, and it was her. She asked me "Why did you give me counterfeit money?"

I told her, "Well, I heard you were talking about how you wanted to be under the same roof as your baby daddy, so there you go.”

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TIL why scuba divers fall backwards into the water

Because if they fall forward, they would land in the boat.

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