They never have beef with anyone.
Thứ Tư, 3 tháng 1, 2018
Captain Kirk actually has 3 ears.
The first is the left ear, the second is the right ear, and then there's the final frontier.
Thứ Ba, 2 tháng 1, 2018
My uncle runs a clinic inside a hotel in Spain
He come out late at night to ring people's doorbells.
Because nobody suspects The Spanish Inn Physician
65,000,011 years ago
Some tourists in the Museum of Natural History are marveling at some dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?"
The guard replies, "They are 65,000,011 years old."
"That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?"
The guard answers, "Well, the dinosaur bones were sixty five million years old when I started working here, and that was eleven years ago."
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