Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Tư, 3 tháng 1, 2018

If I had a dollar for everytime someone called me a boring nerd..

I'd have a mean daily income of $5.64 with a standard deviation of $1.25...

What's a rock group that has four men and none of them sing?

Mount Rushmore...

Danny cannot make his wife orgasm, so he goes to the doctor for some advice...

He goes to the doctor and says, "Look, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm in bed, it's a real problem." The doctor says, "Well, is it too warm?" "Yes, it's absolutely sweltering" "Then get an air conditioner" "I can't afford air conditioner doc, I'm too poor" "Well, Danny, do you have a good friend, I mean a real close friend?" "Yeah, I've got a close friend, Frank" "Well, ask your friend Frank to stand over you and your wife with a towel, wafting you both to cool you down, that might help." So, Danny asks Frank for this favor, who then agrees...

Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?

To kill his career....

A man is sitting on the bank of a river with a turtle

And an officer from the fisheries board approached him. The officer says to the man "do you know it's illegal to poach turtles out of this river - they're an endangered species"? The man says to the officer, "no this is my pet turtle. I bring him down here everyday and let him go for a swim. He swims across the river and back". "Bullshit" the officer replies. So the man places the turtle in the water and says "watch this". The turtle swims out and the two men are standing there waiting. Ten minutes goes past and the officer says "well where's...

The Dutch plan to build an artificial island to support the world’s largest wind farm

The Dutch plan to build an artificial island to support the world’s largest wind farm Wind farms need a lot of space — not something the world has much to spare. January 2, 2018 at 08:51PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2A6MC...

If I was addicted to masturbation and then I got addicted to sex...

Would it be safe to assume my addiction got out of hand?...