Titans' Quarterback Throws A Touchdown Pass To... Himself

Titans' Quarterback Throws A Touchdown Pass To... Himself
Sometimes you just have to do it all yourself.

January 7, 2018 at 11:20PM
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A gay couple set off for their honeymoon

On the plane to Hawaii one says "I've got a kinky idea, what if we had sex?"

"Are you crazy? Here, on the plane? It would be awkward, everyone would watch us doing it" replied the other.

"Man, nobody is even paying attention to anything. Look!"

He stands up and asks loudly, "Could I have a pencil, please?"

Nobody gives a damn. Everyone is sleeping, reading, looking out the window, etc.

"They really wouldn't care then, would they?"

So they proceed to have wild sex on the plane.

Later, when the plane arrives to the airport and the people are leaving, the stewardess sees an old man who threw up all over his shirt, even his pants are soaking in the filth.

"Sir, you should've asked for a bag!"

"I didn't dare" whispers the old man. "A few rows ahead I saw a man asking for a pencil and he got fucked in the ass..."

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You must be single.........

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items onto the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her was watching.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped of the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on Earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cuz you're ugly."

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How do you stop a Mormon from drinking all the beer at your party?

Invite a second Mormon.

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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2- One to screw it in most of the way, and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.

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What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

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A father in Iraq gifted his daughter a handbag

She said thanks for the baghdad

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