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Thứ Tư, 17 tháng 1, 2018

Everyone in Hawaii is mad about the malfunction of the early warning system. Those fools.

Hawaii IS the early warning system.

Here's The Terribly-Designed Computer Menu That Led To Hawaii's False Missile Alarm


Here's The Terribly-Designed Computer Menu That Led To Hawaii's False Missile Alarm
While the alert was a massive, massive screwup, there doesn't appear to be anything nefarious behind it — other than truly awful design.

January 16, 2018 at 09:01PM
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I almost had sex with a Hawaiian...

But I ended up prematurely evacuating.

Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, is taking a stroll down his local high street. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just Released - New LP - Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make - available now"

Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop. "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."

"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."

Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps, goes into the booth and puts on the earphones.

Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."

"I'm sorry Sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."

Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it," he says, "I am the worlds leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"

"I really am terribly sorry," says the young assistant, "I've just realised I was playing you the bee side!"

I found a wallet today and as a good Christian I thought "what would Jesus do?"

So I turned it into wine.

Computer virus are no joke

I used to have a girlfriend but she ransomware.

I WannaCry now... ;(

Thứ Ba, 16 tháng 1, 2018

Isis sent me a sex doll today

It's great! It blows it self up.