The father says, "see those 4 trees over there? An alcoholic would see 8 trees" The boy replies, "but dad, I only see two trees!"
Thứ Sáu, 19 tháng 1, 2018
A man is showing off his new apartment...
After a night at the bar, he brings his friends up, where he has large brass gong and a mallet.
"What's with the gong and mallet?" One of his friends asked.
"It's not a gong, it's a talking clock," the man replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?"
"Yup."
"How's it work?" The friend asked
"Watch," said the man. He picked up the mallet and banged the gong as hard as he could, stepping back as the pound reverberated around the room.
The friends looked at the man, rather confused.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall started screaming "You bastard! It's 3 in the morning!"
From Nazi Germany to Australia: The Incredible True Story of History’s Longest Kayak Journey
From Nazi Germany to Australia: The Incredible True Story of History’s Longest Kayak Journey
This is the story of Oscar Speck’s voyage, a seven-and-a-half-year adventure nearly lost to history.
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