Me: turns in gun and badge
My boss: “You’re a waiter where did you get those”
Thứ Sáu, 19 tháng 1, 2018
A Jewish Father was very upset by the way his son turned out and went to see his rabbi about it.
"Rabbi, I brought my son up in the faith, gave him a very expensive Bar Mitzvah, and it cost me a fortune to educate him. Then, he tells me last week that he's decided to be Christian. Rabbi, where did I go wrong?"
The Rabbi rubs his beard and says: "Funny you should come to me. I too brought up my son as a boy of faith, sent him to University, and it cost me a fortune for his education. Then after he's done, he comes to me and says that he wants to be Christian."
"What did you do?" the man asked the Rabbi.
"I turned to God for the answer," replied the Rabbi.
"Well, what did he say?" asked the man.
He said, "Funny you should come to me....."
A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind
A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind.
Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat.
The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right.
Her husband said: The cat just died.
She burst into tears and said: How could you be so blunt? Why couldn't you have broken the news gradually! Today, you could have said that it was playing on the roof; tomorrow, you could have said that it fell off and had broken its leg; then on the third day, you could have said that the poor thing had passed away in the night. You could have been more sensitive about the whole thing. By the way, how is my mom?
Husband: She is playing on the roof.
The Fall of Travis Kalanick Was a Lot Weirder and Darker Than You Thought
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