Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Thứ Hai, 22 tháng 1, 2018
Chủ Nhật, 21 tháng 1, 2018
President Donald Trump and his motorcade are cruising along a country road to Florida after the government shutdown. Suddenly they hit a pig, killing it instantly.
Trump tells his chief of staff to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later Trump sees him staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.
"What happened to you?" asked Trump
"Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and his 21-year-old daughter made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asks Trump.
"I said I'm Donald Trump's Chief of staff, and I just killed the pig."
A man walks up to the pearly white gates of heaven
God looks down on him and speaks.
“We don’t know of anything particularily good or bad you have done in your lifetime, so it is up to you to tell us a story that will persuade us in a certain direction whether it be heaven or hell.”
The man looks up shakingly and responds with a story.
“One day when I was driving down a rural freeway, I saw a gang beating up a sensless child. Feeling brave, I popped my collar, put my sunglasses on and parked the car. Running out to them, I yelled ‘If you want to hurt him you’ll have to go through me first’ “
God smiled down on the man and asked.
“When was this?”
The man replied.
“Around 5 minutes ago.”
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