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Thứ Ba, 23 tháng 1, 2018

A Jewish man on the subway is reading an Arab newspaper

A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same subway car, noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached him. "Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?" Moshe replied, "I used to read the Jewish newspaper, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty. So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better!"

"911, what's your emergency?"

"Me and my friend were out hunting and... I accidentally shot him and now he's dead!"
"Alright, sir, calm down. Now, we need to be sure he's actually dead before we do anything else."
BANG
"Okay, what next?"

I was sitting at a bar last night

And this Asian looking fella sits down next to me and takes a sip of beer.

I glance over at him and ask if he knows any of those martial arts like Kung fu, or Karate or Ju Jitsu. He says no, WTF man!? Are you asking because I’m Chinese?

I said no, it’s because you’re drinking my beer.

Thứ Hai, 22 tháng 1, 2018

Personally, i think that Tide pods are even better than advertised.

I mean, anything that can clean your clothes and the gene pool in the same product...

I just made love to my girlfriend

She asked, "If I get pregnant, what should we name the baby?"

I took off my condom, tied a knot, and flushed it down the toilet.

"Well" I said, "If he can get out of that, we’ll call him Houdini".

We'll We'll We'll...

...if it isn't autocorrect...

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Disney collection...

Except Up. He’s never gonna give you Up.