3 am can you believe this? Lucky him that I was awake playing drums.
Thứ Hai, 5 tháng 2, 2018
Donald Trump and Barak Obama end up in the same barbershop
Donald Trump and Barak Obama end up in the same barbershop As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn into politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. Trump was quick to stop him saying "No way buddy, my wife will smell that and think I've been in a damn whorehouse." The second barber turned to Obama and said "How about you?" Obama replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.
Two Mafia hitman are walking through the forest at night when one of them says
"I have to admit, it's pretty scary out here." The other replies, "You think this is bad? I have to walk back alone."
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