His friends see him and say, “Hey man, what are you supposed to be?” He replies, “Oh, I’m dressed as a turtle.” His friends respond, “A turtle? How are you a turtle? Who’s that woman on your back?” The man replies, “Oh that’s just Michelle.”
Chủ Nhật, 11 tháng 2, 2018
Trump Blocks Release Of Memo Rebutting Republican Claims
Trump Blocks Release Of Memo Rebutting Republican Claims
President Trump blocked the release of a classified Democratic memo, setting up a potential showdown with Congress over the fate of its contents.
February 10, 2018 at 09:01PM
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What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Yo momma.
Thứ Bảy, 10 tháng 2, 2018
An UBER passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as an UBER driver – I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
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