I said, “ Scissors, I win” and drove off.
I think he wants a re-match he’s been chasing me for 45 minutes....
Thứ Ba, 13 tháng 2, 2018
A woman cheats on her Husband.
A woman cheats on her husband after years of happy marriage. Realising her mistake, she starts praying to God:
"God, I know I did a bad thing But my marriage is the only thing that makes me happy. Please don't let my husband find out."
She hears a voice from above: Okay my child it will be. But the only condition is, years from now you're going to die by drowning.
The woman agrees. The next years of her life become wonderful. She even wins the lottery and starts a successful business. Forgetting her conversation with God, she books a vacation...
Thứ Hai, 12 tháng 2, 2018
On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife.
The certificate was for a consultation with a medicine man living in a nearby village who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to the village and saw the medicine man.
The old medicine man gave him a potion and, with a firm grip on his shoulder, warned "This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say: ‘1-2-3.' When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want.”
The man thanked the medicine man, and as he walked...
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