You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck....
Thứ Năm, 15 tháng 2, 2018
My wife asked me how she compared to past girlfriends...
So I told her she was the only one I had been with!
The others were all eights and nines....
How do you make a gingerbread man’s bed?
With a cookie sheet.
Direct from the lips of my 4yo daughter. I almost died laughing. I was expecting something ridiculous....
A women was out golfing and hit the ball deep into the woods
When she went to look for it she found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world,...
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