Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Sáu, 2 tháng 3, 2018

A vegan said to me, "People who sell meat are disgusting."

I said, "People who sell vegetables and fruits are grocer."...

A married couple was on vacation in Jamaica.

They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop." So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I ave some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the Sex God that he was. The...

Thứ Năm, 1 tháng 3, 2018

At my job, I have 500 people under me.

I'm a security guard at a cemetery....

A man stayed late at the pub after work when he got a call from his wife

Wife: "I've cooked your dinner and if you're not back in 10 minutes I'm going to feed it to the dog!" Man: "Hey, it's not his fault!"...

The pub is ten minutes from my house...

However, my house is two hours from the pub......

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

Ones a Goodyear while the others a great year....

The People's History of John Leguizamo

The People's History of John Leguizamo John Leguizamo has a simple question: Where are all the Latin people in Hollywood? March 1, 2018 at 02:51AM via Digg http://ift.tt/2oD78...