Funny Story

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Thứ Tư, 14 tháng 3, 2018

I can't believe that there is a sex offender registry.

Who would buy gifts for these people?...

The Black Bra

Three lady friends had their weekly lunch together. One is engaged, one is a mistress and the third has been married for 20+ years. They were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. They agreed to exchange notes at their lunch the next week. Here's how it all went.... The story of the engaged friend: "The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and he...

I bought a thesaurus but when I got home I discovered that all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am....

I'm pretty bad at building fences

Oops, wrong place for this post....

A guy walks into a library and asks the librarian, "do you have that book for men with small penises?"

The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet." The man replies, "Yeah that's the one."...

Thứ Ba, 13 tháng 3, 2018

Give a man a plane ticket and he’ll fly for a day.

Push a man from a plane and he’ll fly for the rest of his life....

Making love to a woman, is like playing a violin…

I don't know how to do it…...