Funny Story

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Thứ Tư, 14 tháng 3, 2018

I met a genie today who said he would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry" said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" "Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Republicans get their heads out of their asses!" "You crafty bastard," said the genie....

What did 0 say to 8?

-sigh- “Nice belt.”...

4 friends.

These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas and party with some friends up there. They had a great time. However, after all the partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Austin until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it. They explained that they had gone to Dallas for the weekend with the plan to come back and study but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on...

What do the movies 'Titanic' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common?

Icy dead people...

A farmer counted 198 cows in his field.

But when he rounded them up, he had 200....

The 3 unwritten rules of life...

1. 2. 3....

How Psychopaths See the World

How Psychopaths See the World It's not that they can't consider other people's perspectives. It's that they don't do so automatically. March 13, 2018 at 06:45PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2Dodq...