Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Hai, 2 tháng 4, 2018

Can a woman be the president of Russia?

No because Putin is not a woman...

A little boy caught his mom riding his dad.

The little boy said, “Mom what are you doing?” She said, “Son, your daddy’s stomach is too big so I sit on top to flatten it out.” He said, “ Aw momma you’re wasting your time because when you’re not here the lady next door gets on her knees and blows it back up!”...

A Chinese space station is probably falling out of the sky today. Here's everything you need to know.

A Chinese space station is probably falling out of the sky today. Here's everything you need to know. Tiangong-1 was once a space station, but now it's basically just a bus-sized hunk of dead space junk. April 2, 2018 at 02:39AM via Digg https://ift.tt/2pWZL...

One British girl

Wife: I am going to London, what gift do you want? Husband: One British girl *Wife returns from London* Husband: Where is my gift? Wife: Wait for nine months......

What is Gordon Ramsay’s favorite subreddit?

It’s fucking r/aww!...

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian....

.... an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean,...

My girlfriend keeps insisting that I'm cheating on her.

She's starting to sound like my wife....