Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Ba, 8 tháng 5, 2018

Women are like tornadoes

They arrive hot and wet They leave with the house and half of the furnitures...

My mate rang me and asked,

My mate rang me and asked, "What're you doing at the moment?" I said, "Probably failing my driving test."...

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group.

I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm....

Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors?

To see the battlefield...

Today, when my son asked, "Can I have a book mark?" I burst into tears...

11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Dave......

I asked the waitress for a quickie and she slapped me.

The old woman next to me said, "It's pronounced 'quiche', dear."...

Just invented a new drink. Vodka, cranberry juice, lime, and rohypnol.

Its called the Cosbypolitan...