It's not like I did anything.
Thứ Tư, 6 tháng 6, 2018
not for the easily offended - one of my favorites
Guy and his two buddies are at a bar, when one of them nudges the other two. "See those three women over there? Lets go talk to them."
So they go over and strike up a conversation, buying them a few drinks. After a while, each of his friends ask one of the women to dance. As he's about to ask the third girl to dance he notices she's in a wheelchair and then sees him looking at her chair he feels awkward.
Not wanting to be a jerk he says, "You want to go out there and show them how it's really done?"
Smiling she agrees and they have a great time.
After a while both of his friends took off with both of hers. Back at the table, he asks her if she's got a ride home.
She tells him, "no but I can call someone to pick me up."
Trying to be nice he tells her "nonsense I'll give you a ride!"
On the ride they're laughing and getting along well and she tells him, "I'm really enjoying spending time with you and am not ready for the night to end yet, why don't you pull over at that park and we can talk."
They pull over and are talking for a while, when she finally kisses him.
"I'm sorry," she blushes, "you're just so nice and I like you."
"it's perfectly fine." he smiles.
"Would you like to make love to me?" she asks. He agrees and they start going at it, but with her legs it's hard to do in the truck.
She thinks and says, "My arms are pretty strong, why don't you take me to the Monkey bars, I can hang and we can do it that way."
So they go at it, finish up and he drives her home.
After he wheels her to the door her dad comes out.
"Come here boy," he says, gesturing him over.
Worried, he walks over, "uhh yes sir?"
"I just wanted to thank you for driving her, that was damn decent of you and I haven't seen her smile like that in years."
Feeling guilty, he says, "It's no big deal I was glad to do it."
"No no," her father replies, "you don't understand, you're a good man, most guys just leave her hanging in the park."
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
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