To get to the other side!
Thứ Hai, 11 tháng 6, 2018
One day, Usain Bolt goes into a country club.
When he enters, the woman at the front desk stops him, and says, "Sorry, we don't allow black people in here. But there's another club 10 minutes down the road that does."
Visibly furious, Bolt exclaims, "Do you know who I am? I'm Usain Bolt!"
"Oh! I'm sorry", says the woman. "Then it's only 5 minutes down the road."
A Mormon and an Irishman were on a plane
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."
In breaking news, Triple Crown winner Justify has turned down an invitation to White House.
When asked why he answered, “If I wanted to see a horse’s ass, I would have finished second.”
Women say they want a man who is funny and spontaneous
But you knock on their bedroom window at midnight in a clown costume and suddenly it's all screaming and throwing things and police helicopters.
Chủ Nhật, 10 tháng 6, 2018
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