Me: it’s Narnia Business....
Thứ Bảy, 16 tháng 6, 2018
A Chinese delivery guy has a regular customer that he thinks is gorgeous.
He sees her at least once a week, and after a long while he finally works up the nerve to ask her out on a date. She agrees, and a week later the two meet up for dinner. Everything goes well and they wind up back at her place. Soon, it starts getting hot and heavy as they kiss and remove their clothing. She lies down, naked, and beckons him forward as she says "I wanna 69." The guy replies "You want a Beef and Broccoli NOW?!?"
Thứ Sáu, 15 tháng 6, 2018
My wife was dying...
I was by her bedside.
She said in a tired voice, "There's something I must confess."
"Shhh" I said, "there's nothing to confess. Everything's alright."
"No I must die in peace. I had sex with your brother, your best friend, his best friend and your father."
"I know," I whispered, "That's why I poisoned you."
A man goes to his male doctor after several tests and tells him, "Give it to me straight doc!"
The doctor replies, "That's impossible, we're both male." They both laugh and the doctor says, "Besides, I don't want AIDS"
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