For example, having it with another person.
Thứ Hai, 9 tháng 7, 2018
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.
"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
Silence took over... and the masochist says: "Meow."
A mobster discovers that his deaf accountant has cheated him out of 10 million bucks.
He confronts him, bringing along an interpreter. "Ask him where the money is," the mobster says.
The interpreter does so, and the accountant signs back, "What are you talking about?"
The interpreter tells the godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The mobster puts a pistol to the accountant's head. "Ask him again!"
The interpreter signs, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him!"
"Okay, okay!" the accountant signs back. "The money is buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard!"
"What'd he say?" asks the don.
"He says that you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."
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