A trip without the kids...
Thứ Năm, 12 tháng 7, 2018
A Kung Fu student asks his teacher:
"Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated."
And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers: "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun, and their wings seeming like flames?"
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon... when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the...
Thứ Tư, 11 tháng 7, 2018
An attractive woman is in bed with her secret lover.
She hears her husband come home unexpectedly and tells her naked lover to jump into the wardrobe and hides his clothes. The husband walks into the bedroom to find his wife reading. “Hello honey, I got off work early and went to the gym, I desperately need a shower”. He opened the wardrobe door to get a towel and saw the naked man standing there smiling at him. “Good afternoon sir, I’m your friendly neighbourhood moth catcher” said the guy. The husband looks at him and screams “But you’re naked”. The naked man look up and down his body in surprise...
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