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Thứ Năm, 19 tháng 7, 2018

Why was Donald Trump watching the Summer Olympics?

To see how high the Mexican pole vaulters could go...

Elon Musk Gives Half-Assed Apology to Cave Diver He Called a Pedophile

Elon Musk Gives Half-Assed Apology to Cave Diver He Called a Pedophile Musk's half-hearted apology came in the form of a response to another person's tweet. That tweet defends Musk's actions in Thailand and claims that "journalism is dead." The tweet also links out to a Quora post that describes media coverage of Musk as a "fake news" conspiracy. July 19, 2018 at 12:18AM via Digg https://ift.tt/2LiOq...

What classic game do Hawaiian kids love the most?

The floor is lava....

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.

He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What’s in the bags?" "Sand," answered Juan. The guard says, "We’ll just see about that – get off the bike!" The guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man’s shoulders, and lets him cross the border. The next day, the same...

My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. After 3years, when we separated, she returned exactly $100.

I lost Interest in that relationship....

Thứ Tư, 18 tháng 7, 2018

Called my wife the other day from work: “BABE MY LIFE IS IN RUINS”

Her: For the last time you are an archeologist and this shit is getting old...

I can't believe no one has managed to come up with a cure for anorexia yet...

I thought it'd be a piece of cake......