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Thứ Bảy, 21 tháng 7, 2018

Did you hear about what happened to the really offensive joke about cows?

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A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks.

He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man. "I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man. "Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man. "I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines,"...

People who are offended when I breast feed in public need to shut the fuck up.

What I’m doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog...

As my cum dribbled down my girlfriend’s chin I looked her in the eyes and said, “Do you like that?”

“No”, she replied, “what the fuck is in this sandwich?”...

Why I’m No Longer a Russiagate Skeptic

Why I’m No Longer a Russiagate Skeptic Facts are piling up, and it's getting harder to deny what's staring us in the face. July 20, 2018 at 07:09PM via Digg https://ift.tt/2uMr1...

My Russian wife wouldn't even teach me how to say hello in her language

She says it's private....

On a flight back from Russia, a flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the captain immediately…

“Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty and quiet female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat, sweaty, old slob who looks like a sexual deviant!” The captain responds, “You must be new here. This is Air Force One.”...